fun things to say during sex

  • "Pure pazaak."
  • "Child’s play."
  • "You have left me an opening!"
  • "Time to take you down to size!"
  • "Everyone, down!"
  • "Together, then!"
  • "That’s another one for me!"

things I have almost typed:

"faint taint"

"rubbled his stubble"

i just wrote a line and now i’m sitting here laughing at atton being a fucking dillweed

well at least i know what i’m doing on the plane.

anyone wanna jump on skype so i can give them a graphic play-by-play of atton and tiniat’s hot sex scene

fruitcrocs:

finally, a service i can make use of

fruitcrocs:

finally, a service i can make use of

(Source: fruitcrocs, via spectretloak)

like i am literally sitting here thinking about atton and tiniat having sex in front of a mirror

fuck

im so frustrated

i want to open skype and find someone to be frustrated at

but instead im gonna be an adult and pack

now im sitting here like “i wanna write smut but i also gotta pack and sleep”

only two of those three things are gonna happen

nsfw headcanons come with a price

nsfw headcanons come with a price